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MY HEART.

MY HEART.


  • me:
    *forgets friends birthdays*
  • me:
    *confuses memories*
  • me:
    *forgets own middle name*
  • me, also:
    hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents
tastefullyoffensive: “Get a grip, Greg. ”

tastefullyoffensive:

Get a grip, Greg.


gaga-made-me-gay:

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

image

yes

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mr sandman

thesylverlining:

redpyros:

man me a sand

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

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nasterbate: “ yoogadickman: “ smallcub: “ can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this to me? ” Bird no want wet feet, bird shoes ” thank you science side of tumblr ”

nasterbate:

yoogadickman:

smallcub:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this to me?

Bird no want wet feet, bird shoes

thank you science side of tumblr

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disappointedburger: “Finally ”

disappointedburger:

Finally

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lolminoot:

Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

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